I was walking on the pavement with my bike, the patch of road I was on was too dangerous to cycle on, even though it is regarded as a 40mph B road.
It had rained earlier but one motorist, failing to notice puddles completely engulfed me in water. A whole bucket of manky cold water went over me. Of course the motorist failed to stop and apologise. A hit and run Splashmonster.
I just wished I could chuck a bucket of water (preferably scalding) over him, or at the very least ‘somewhere private’.