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What to do with the Olympic Site? Let’s create a Superprison

But no, Boris wants another university in Stratford (even though there already IS one. It’s called the East London University).

Is this way way of making just one Super University, a ‘cost cutting’ exercise?

From the London Evening Standard:-

“PLANS for a university on the site of the London Olympics will take a step forward next month with the launch of a viability study backed by London Mayor Boris Johnson.

It is hoped that a top British university will agree to establish a campus in the Olympic Park as a flagship legacy scheme.

Olympic chiefs have asked the Higher Education Funding Council for England to draw up plans for a college to make the commitment to the East End.

Talks have already been held with the Russell Group, which represents universities that receive two-thirds of research funding in the UK.

Universities thought to be interested in a move include King’s College, Imperial College and University College London. Loughborough University is also involved in talks.

Olympics chiefs are thought to favour a “federal” arrangement with several universities sharing the campus and specialising in sport and science. The Olympic Park Regeneration Steering Group, attended by government ministers, Mr Johnson and the leaders of the five Olympic boroughs will launch the study next month.

“There is space on the Olympic Park site and some of the housing that will be left after the Games could be used as student accommodation,” said a source”

Haven’t we got enough universities in London? What we don’t have enough of are prisons. Yes, why not make the Olympic Site ‘a Flagship Superprison’ so we can chuck in East London’s knife crime criminals, burglars, narcotics, dangerous drivers, drink driving footballers, politicians etc and muggers. If the prisons are overcrowded – we need more then. London wants to be safe.

The Olympic Site has bags of space for one. It could be an ‘Eco-Prison’ perhaps, something that’s practical (it houses crims) but actually benefits the environment as well as society. It could be a park/prison. Of course inside, it will be full of the usual prison-esque type ‘fittings’ but outside, the public can cycle or walk around and they can see justice being done. Londoners are sick to death of lawless people here being let off with a fine because the aren’t enough prisons, the judges’ hands often being tied.

These are the prisons in London – so we aren’t we ‘due a Stratford one’:-

(from H M Prison’s website):-





Holloway (nearby where apparently Boris lives ref Wikipeidia)

Latchmere House



Wormwood Scrubs”

It’s not enough.

You’d think this will please many Tories in their ‘chuck away the keys’ philosophy. Residents may not like it because it will be ‘in their back yard’ but many crims are from London so they need a place near where they live. Their relatives can visit them easily too. It is a very ‘convenient’ location.

So one day, we could have ‘Olympic Stratford’ Prison and we would be safe as houses. In Stratford, we could even leave our doors open and not worry. Women would go out out night and not fear for our safety. Cyclists could go in Sustran’s underpasses and not bat an eyelid. The gangs would all be incarcerated in the Olympic ‘Superprison’. Taxpayers may be happy particularly as Stratford people will be paying the hefty Olympic tax.

Then it could be an exhibition centre or a police museum and a drugs rehabilitation/education centre.

or one big environmental park, with lots of cycle paths with are lit and don’t have any scary underpasses.

but a uni, when we have loads.

Write to the Mayor with your idea:

Who wants it to be a uni? If we have one, it means prisoners will be released early and they will be hanging round causing mayhem.

Here is a bit about Boris, who studied Classics in Oxford, under Higher Education in Wikipedia:-


“Higher education

Johnson stood for the February 2006 election of Rector of the University of Edinburgh, after receiving seven times more nominations than needed to stand.His presence as candidate caused an unprecedented turn-out and sparked an “Anyone but Boris” campaign. Protests included having drinks thrown over him at his first of two visits to the student body. Johnson eventually polled third of four, with 2,123 votes, behind 3,052 votes for journalist Magnus Linklater and 3,597 for Green Party MSP Mark Ballard. Johnson was quoted as having been pleased to mobilise the student body, but disappointed at the personal campaign against him as an “English top-up fee” Merchant.”

The Olympic Handover – Let the Farce Begin

Well, it has already begun, as it is raining already (despite sunny weather being forecast).  I was planning to wear Copenhagenchic (well, Londonurbanchic) and had to re adjust because of the rain. Looks like I will be wearing That Raincoat for the first time. Should be fun and shocking!.

I am off to the Olympic Handover in London.  I am getting excited about it even though it is a money making-contrived-media-frenzy and brings out the cheesiest celebrities who have absolutely nothing to do with sport and probably cannot sing.  I just hope it does improve East London and I will be keeping an eye on this. We can only hope but I don’t think we can match China, no matter what Boris says.

I am going to keep a London 2012 scrapbook. Sad, but it has to be done!